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I love cracked.com for gems like this:

“Of course these guys have had decades to establish their plan, but instead they apparently opted for plan B, One-World Clusterfuck. Europe hates America; the Middle East is more fucked than a German whore on coupon day; all China cares about is exporting delicious lead paint; and North Korea is still run by that crazy fucker with the big granny glasses. It’s almost as if the result of their “one-world government” conspiracy looks exactly like the random chaos of geopolitical events we’ve seen for the last few thousand years.”