2008

i very much appreciate your humor, BV

brianvan: Had to stop following chagrin. I love that Tumblr but I was getting too much cock at work....

what i'm doing now

mags: how's the wedding?
mandalay: [blah blah blah] she seems to be forcing things
mags: do you think she'll run for the border?
mandalay: dunno, but if she does i'm sure i'll be driving the getaway car
mandalay: p.s. last week's wedding bf has been sending me naughty emails and i kind of like it

whokilled: They got some hungry women there,And they really...

whokilled: “Lady, please love me now, I am dead.I am a...

Save yourselves!

Of course I am stuck at the airport the ONE time in years I decide not to bring my laptop. Have been...

(via beautifulanddepraved, chagrin) i really want a pair of...

DHS Allowed To Take Laptops Indefinitely

tumblr IM

are there plans to have an IM feature within the dashboard? or do we not want that? i don’t...

Washington City Paper: To Fight Or Not To...

“It has become increasingly clear in my travel, the campaign,...”
— Barack Obama (via...

“Exxon Mobil once again reported the largest quarterly profit...”
— Exxon sets U.S. mark for...

(via sarahchristine, gauntlet: From Post Secret) your...

21 Economic Models explained with Cows - 2008...

(via nevver, NewsToday) obamaporn, at it’s finest. his...

sorry for all the random home furnishings photos. after i posted the gun i looked around and realize...

I do like my lady bathroom.

Semi toile, and pretending to be antiquey sofa table.

I’m such a chick.

Semi-toile (marshall’s)

More (you can buy these 2 bags at the french market fyi)

See?

alanajoy:Yvonne Lee Schultz : Porcelain...

via whateverlolawants: By Samantha Wolov When you can be...

The Hill's 50 Most Beautiful

omgwtfseriouslylolCALLOUTTHENATIONALGUARD...

i now have a parking spot right behind my building. no more tickets for me. it only took a year and...

“Some of the unreleased pages in McCain’s Navy file may not...”
— McCain’s Secret, Questionable...

bingo!

via pegobry: Matt Yglesias: I was thinking recently that if you really wanted to do something to...

“Baptized in 2001, the Purple Rain star is a devout Jehovah’s...”
— ( via and...

(via nightmarebrunette,  chagrin) on this lovely note, good...

carolinek: I really hate that this night was so busy. I am sad I didn’t get to devote enough time...

curiosity

if you lose a follower and you don’t know which one, does it make a noise? i hate when i...

“At least 50 people have lost their sight after staring at...”
— (via...

BarackBook

8 Great Anti-Hacks to Fundamentally Change...

via thedaytheytriedtokillme:Alaska Senator Ted “Series of...

Lawyers do not blog

(via getthefuckoutrightnow,hardcorejudas, et al.)

If I visited NYC, who would I want to...

it was a close race, but i have decided: for good talking, good politics, and good food: nora for...

You can't stop the stupidity of...

cajunboy: Louisiana State Senator Derrick Shepherd, already under federal indictment over money...

Obama Campaign Seriously Vetting Kaine

via sexartandpolitics: Support Ryan North, buy a t-shirt.

“Bad things happen when I get this bored with life. Very....”
— Me

HOW CAN WE DRINK THAT MILKSHAKE?

defendneworleans: Louisianians Cash In on Gas Rush MANSFIELD, La. — They had to repeat the amazing...

(via peterwknox, et al. and don’t touch my moleskine)

Well, this pretty much makes my weekend...

cajunboy: An email I just received from a lady friend… My weekend was insane, complete with a sex...

The illegal hiring practices of the DOJ

deleteyourself: Here it is ladies and gentlemen….THE 64oz...

Recurring Dream

brianvan: nudawn:racheladler: I’m a senior in high school and realize that I haven’t been to any of...

(via alexbalk)

Killing in the name of Islam

“I didn’t even remember that Cabbage Patch was dead at the...”
— (via...

“You don’t have to be a house to be haunted.”
— Emily Dickinson (via...

via alphamale, www.icelebz.com i admit it: i’m so...

Could New Orleans become the new New York?

topherchris:What happens when Catbird and I get together to...

eh. true.

and it is done. (thanks to sazerac)

via peterwknox, Extra, Extra

they call me milkshake for a reason.

“Since when do we have to agree with people to defend them...”
— Lillian Hellman (via soupsoup,...

thestripperhatesyou: I hate to admit this, but I think there might be nothing better than a post...

Money can buy you happiness.

girl talk or, what i do at work all day

sonia: i think i was a french woman in a former life
i am all about the underwear
mandalay: i was the old lady who lived in her shoes
sonia: haha

“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her...”
— Oscar Wilde via What Crisci...

“My employer is trying to crush my spirit.”
— my FB message at the moment.

Just paid my cab in change. Before 2am. Girl get your shit together.

Thanks to nichole - she found my red shoes (see below) in chicago! I love the internet.

“Shall I tell you what it is to know? To say you know when...”
— - Confucius i make a concerted...

“I don’t know what kind of weapons will be used in the third...”
— Albert Einstein (via azspot)

“Kim wants a baby.”
— one friend stole...

“Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of...”
— Robert La Follette, 1917 (via...

via nightmarebrunette: Marcus Erixson

sarazucker: to celebration of the 70th anniversary of the...

i desperately want these. you know, to wear with the sexy...

“What’s the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn’t even...”
— (via noraleah)

topherchris: Well crap, word sure got out fast on this...

an update for real life friends and the...

i have not said much lately because i don’t have much to say. i learned that rule. work has...

At long last, I have discovered how to...

cajunboy: Large bills. The cute register girl at Starbucks gave me my coffee and a slice of lemon...

(via thisrecording, pilnick: Foggy Dubai morning, taken from...

The 20 Healthiest Foods for Under $1

“Lots of people live here. Lots of broken people. Lots of...”
— via sazerac: ”introductio...

watch out

meaghano: fek: Southerners are actually dangerously charming people. It’s true. We can’t even...

Not yet plugged back into the matrix, but yo.

“We must be willing to get rid of the life we’ve planned, so...”
— Joseph Campbell (via...

“Small hands of a woman With an animal heart”
— Song for Jo (via...

i am in the midst of a karma payback...

and it is ROUGH. silence burns ice cold.

“I hate that little things, like needing a new lock, turns...”
— A very poignant story by a...

I give pretty good text

via datingdeviant: I have a passionate dislike for phone chat. I have traced the origins of this...

“Once the framework for utilizing slave laborers – all nice...”
— The End Of Civilization (via...

i'm off for a loooong weekend.

summer vacay, dallas-style. behave.

nevver:“They started a country and no one showed up” / Happy...

“I cannot look coolly upon the bloody inroads of those...”
— James Wolfe (via...

Is this sexist or part of the job?

melanyouth: (via tumblinas): This story is featured on Jezebel.com today: “Have you heard about...

Tsk, Tsk, SCOTUS Clerks!

Murdered by Her Colleagues, Ignored By the...

so says marcusallenthecat: “Prince Harry is a hot...

(via nevver, Incorrect Tense)

(via getthefuckoutrightnow,sexual, weheartit.com) i had a...

(via thisismenow, mrmt, ImageREVERB - Adult Image) zahm...

(via getthefuckoutrightnow, booby4649, ShhPeKo)

Women prefer men with stubble for love, sex...

Jay-Z and Puff Daddy get Brazilian waxes....

Sworn Virgins of Albania

douchebag of the year award

Trend spotting

cajunboy: I’ve noticed lately that Ayn Rand quotes are beginning to outnumber pet pics on my Tumblr...

“One fact about government outsourcing is settled: It sure...”
— The Tilting Yard (via...

(via azspot:washingtonpost.com) ok, which one of you guys...

“She had fallen in love so many times that she began to...”
— Jonathan Safran Foer (via...

(via siddman, lessonsinloneliness)

“Beauty may conceal brains.” This photo is the...

Go Teddy Go!

(via carolinek: Thanks to Let Teddy Win for the President’s Race updates…)

(via gauntlet,sarazucker, bukutgirl)

via nevver: It’s Carnival Time!

via brigno: Here are the stats that support the graph.

Supreme Court strikes down La. rape penalty

men. seriously.

perspective: needed

i decided to try out one of those boot camp things at 6am morning with a friend, after three drinks,...

Listen

via claytoncubitt: Home cooking, Pearlington, MS after her...

via nevver: Candy / Sam Abell

(via azspot:bartblog.bartcop.com)

(via azspot:caglecartoons.com) the bottom right corner kind...

(via brigno, via stumblepeach) Was Darwin wrong? No.

“Finally, I have the life I have always wanted; and now, when...”
— Marrying Mr Wrong (via...

(via azspot,cagle.com)

confessions of a texting world

via confessionizer: “I go through 10 drafts to send a SMS to her, then add in typos to make it...

via thedaytheytriedtokillme:Court hits powerful Naples mafia...

More Jim Webb Love

Dessert.

Forgot about the shrimp po-boy. I’m ready for a nap now.

Mid-meal snack?

Second appetizer (yum gumbo)

Appetizer

whateverlolawants: Reggie Bush was born March 2, 1985 in...

Study: IT Admins Read Private E-Mails

marcusallenthecat:  The dinosaur-riding Jesus is my favorite...

Why women really do love self obsessed...

lots going on

busy with work, back and forth to mississippi, louisiana, etc. back in full force in a week or so....

toomuchawesome: “The time is coming, if indeed it has not...

Woman brands thoughtless date with hot iron -...

“With every disappointment, I feel like you add another brick...”
— A., accurately describing my...

(via candywrapper: I am heartbroken..)

kim kardashian's big ol' booty

via brianvan: Oh hell. NSFW.  i think that kim kardashian is HOT. what i can’t figure out is...

(via brigno, travors)

“My God died young. Theolatry I found degrading, and its premises, unsound. No free man needs...

“Women should be obscene and not heard.”
— Groucho Marx (via simko,...